i'm kind of permanently on semi-hiatus. schoolwork and all that
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
An absolute favorite plant of mine… oh my goodness
If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica
Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave
IT’S CIRCLING MY CAR
there are tears?? running down my face why is it why?/ ww/
it’s like? a ZOMBIE MOVIE??