"Ann is the greatest human being ever invented."
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
"time to do some social justice education by role playing as wario" has been someone’s life for like nearly six months
MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING
Les mis: pop-punk edition
You have two options when you’re looking for an apartment in the French Quarter
"Margaery looked very like her brother, the Knight of Flowers. [Cersei] wondered if they had other things in common. Our little rose has a good many ladies waiting attendance on her, night and day."
i laugh every time i read this
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up