me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
put this on my grave
I got “War Paladin”: 57% Strength, 20% Bloodlust, 28% Intelligence, 32% Spirit, 18% Vitality and 13% Agility!
Holy sage ftw
The Shinobi [Ma]
27% Strength, 22% Bloodlust, 28% Intelligence, 22% Spirit, 13% Vitality and 37% Agility!
The Alchemic Sorcerer
7% Strength, 15% Bloodlust, 50% Intelligence, 52% Spirit, 38% Vitality and 18% Agility
The Grand Bishop
22% Strength, 28% Bloodlust, 37% Intelligence, 40% Spirit, 32% Vitality and 22% Agility!
Holy shit thats neat
The Mad Jester
8% Strength, 48% Bloodlust, 43% Intelligence, 27% Spirit, 42% Vitality and 12% Agility!
It’s actually just easier to include the link to my results bio but i recommend the read it’s hella (The Mad Jester)
The Sorcerer [Sa]
18% Strength, 15% Bloodlust, 38% Intelligence, 33% Spirit, 20% Vitality and 13% Agility!
Ahaha perfect I always get a magic class.
And then I kept going and got The Grand Diviner
The Grand Bishop
17% Strength, 7% Bloodlust, 33% Intelligence, 52% Spirit, 25% Vitality and 22% Agility! (The Grand Bishop)
The War Paladin
57% Strength, 23% Bloodlust, 25% Intelligence, 40% Spirit, 25% Vitality and 18% Agility! (The War Paladin)
Psionic Striker this is the raddest thing
Zoe and Wash, while deeply forever ridiculously in love, are not drift compatible.
Zoe and Mal are drift compatible.
Kaylee and Wash are drift compatible, and they have the best piloted, sweetest running jaeger ever been seen in the ‘verse - the best piloted, sweetest running jaeger ever to run away from a kaiju.
(also, the sudden thought of River Tam in a jaeger is rutting terrifying)
She hung from the ceiling, a perfect, motionless sculpture of a girl in the process of becoming a fruitbat. Simon glanced up at her periodically, both checking that she was still present, and reassuring himself that the grind of the machines overhead would keep her from hearing what he had to say. It wasn’t that he was keeping secrets from her; River knew everything about her condition, sometimes more than he did. It was that she didn’t like being talked about, and he respected that.
"They weren’t trying to unlock psychic powers or anything like that, no matter what the rumors say," he said, his voice shaking slightly. Kaylee shifted her weight from foot to foot, disturbed by that tremor in his words. Simon Tam was the best K-scientist she’d ever worked with. For him to sound scared…
"Those people, those monsters…" Simon paused to take a deep breath, relaxing a little at the taste of oil on his tongue. Enough time spent with Kaylee had turned grime into perfume. "They were trying to set up a neural bridge inside a single mind. They wanted to do away with the need for drift compatibility, and privatize the Pilots. Imagine being able to market Jaegers for domestic and commercial use, because you only needed one Pilot, and that Pilot was so doped and dependent that they could never leave you."
"That’s horrific," whispered Kaylee. "They…they messed up her brain tryin’ to do something as can’t be done?"
"Oh, it can be done," said Simon grimly. "They succeeded.
"My sister is in constant Drift with herself."
I lose my shit every time I see this
HE HAS A LIL PINK CUPCAKE ON HIS ASS
I LOVE IT OH MY GOD